Monday, 25 January 2016

Poem ~ Lady Machine Gunner - Tuesday, 25 January 1916

Source: File: Burroughs Adding Machine Advert - Machine-Guns In The Office.jpg. [online] see an original image P3 col 6-7 at: <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ww1-archive/12111105/Daily-Telegraph-January-25-1916.html> Accessed: 23 January 2016].

A curious conjecture came by way
Of a young lady seated at a desk,
Where quill and ink sits next
To scattered papers - the lady shelters
Besides piled ledgers.

The shock of a suggestion is how
The young lady calmly operates
An 'office-type' machine gun -
Down the barrel she aims, as smoke
Emits metaphorical bullets.

The lesson begins by stating,
How that many men armed
With rifles are equaled by
One man operating a machine gun;
So few men can hold trenches.

While not exactly aiming at a boss,
The lady illustrates how use
Of innovations, may overcome
Shortages in the workforce - equal
To a skeleton armies strength.

Clerks are office infantrymen,
While the 'machine gun'
They handle, is a Burroughs
Adding Machine - lady, boy or man
Can do the work of three.

The advantages of technology,
Is how a machine can never
Be off colour from a heavy
Night - the adding machine can carry
On all day, without any flicker.

Versatility is a proclamation,
To say it is a cost keeper,
Statician, bookkeeper -
To be a complete mechanical
Accountant in any office.

The great ability of the wonder
Machine is as record maker,
Adding multiple columns
In various denominations, in ability
To analyse, tabulate and index.

Promises continue, as it records
Abstract and make sub totals -
Giving quantities and amounts,
Excluded from the total, if so wished -
To print out many carbon copies.

With the hard sell is the lady
That rattles out bullets
Efficiently - just 30 minutes
Is the claim to illustrate Burroughs
Machine to any office employer.

Comes an invite right away,
To send that same day,
A booklet of information,
That can bridge the gaps in low staff,
And turn one clerk into three.

by Jamie Mann.

Anon.,1916. Advert- Machine Guns In The Office. The Daily Telegraph, [online] 25 January 1916. P.3. Col.6-7. Available at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ww1-archive/12111105/Daily-Telegraph-January-25-1916.html [Accessed: 25 January 2016].

Mann, J., 2016. 100 years Ago - Poems by Jamie Mann. [letter] (Personal communication, 25 January 2016). 




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