Tuesday, 9 February 2016

Poem ~ Tonic For The Soldiers - Wednesday, 9 February 1916


Source: File: Advert - Phosferine.jpg. P.6. Col.3. [online]  Available at: <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ww1-archive/12142577/Daily-Telegraph-February-9-1916.html> [Accessed: 9 February 2016]

Advertised with daily praises,
Came a substance for troops
By the usage of phosperine -
In spurring on a tired brain.

What nutrients were needed
To feed the tissues of a mind?
Early in 1669 alchemist Brandt
Distilled urine to find elements.

From Swiss narturalist Agassiz,
To Mark Twains literary desire
To write well, was advice to eat
Fish; phosphorus makes brains.

As theories grew, with Hensing
Burning cattle brains to release
Elements, over to Vauquelin’s
Of fatty matter in Brain's tissues.

Onward studies by Couerbe for
Phosphorus lacking increases
Idiots - countered by fish heads;
Whose brains contained nothing.

Despite the onward debates,
Medicines patents saw a new
Century's big claims for cures
In brain fag - came phosferine.

The tonic was taken as proven
Remedy, in a worldwide claim
To cure disorders of nervous
System; all widely advertised.

Pressures of war would make
Demands on men - as for Sapper
W. B. Parrett, R.E. Signal Services,
Suffered pneumonia and pleurisy.           

Three times in hospital saw him
Unfit and weak with chest trouble
And sleeplessness, until friends
Suggested he took phosferine.

After only a few doses Sapper W.
Parrett was soon back on his feet.
Personal claim found keen soldier
Eager to fight for country and king.

Reenergised, Sapper Parrett's ability
Was again to take on route marches
Without suffering fatigue - quickly
Back to duty in Heliograph signalling.

While a tonic medicine for neuralgia,
Maternity weakness, lassitude,
Sciatica or premature decay - was
Also a great remedy for tired soldiers.

by Jamie Mann.

Anon.,1916. Advert - Phosferine. The Daily Telegraph, [online] 9 February 1916. P.6. Col.3. Available at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ww1-archive/12142577/Daily-Telegraph-February-9-1916.html [Accessed: 9 February 2016].



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